[R]EST TESTS: Gelocity – Part 2

///:defunct{++2 … ////////LOADING//////// ////startvisualfeed(camera1,fov = 90 ////LOADING… 29%.. ////LOADING… 68%.. ////LOADING… 99%.. ////LOADING… 99%.. ////LOADED! CONTINUE=YES//////// ~~ ///BEGIN We arrived on separate platforms, separated by glass and space. Which was weird, as we hadn’t been separated since the first calibration… What was GLaDOS doing? She started spouting off all the ways humans could die, but [...]

  Feb 18th     [REDACTED]

 

KritzKast #155: We need a montage

We’re going to need a montage to get through all the content this week. To start with Ruskeydoo has joined our ranks as a full-time presenter on the show. \o/  Dr. Grordbort is testing the water with two new packs for Scout and Medic. Though n...

  Feb 15th, 2012

 

TF2CSA bromance

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner and in the spirit of bro-mance in the air South Africa’s TF2CSA kicked off their very first Ultiduo competition. 2 vs 2 is always fast and furious; the eliminations,  prelims and semi-finals have all been cracked through providing us with two clear finalists. Team OH NO! and Team Synergy will face off at 7pm CAT | 5pm GMT | 9am EST this Sunday [...]

  Feb 12th     Kritzkast

 

[R]EST TESTS: Déjà Vu

I woke from stasis today, not knowing or caring exactly how long I had been sleeping, when I noticed something strange. I had awoken from stasis. By myself. Where was GLaDOS? Meh, well, no big deal, she left a test for me, hopefully she’ll leave me alone and let me do it, free from further [...]

  Feb 9th     [REDACTED]

 

KritzKast #154: Coming Soon

This week Valve has given us a glance into what they are planning for the rest of the year. When i say glance, i really do mean just a glance. Their biggest piece of news is that they are working on something big, but they can’t tell us what. T...

  

 

ASEMBLE Missed Something, Oops!

Hello again, its Zbot. It turns out that about the day before we recorded Episode 8 someone in the Portal 2 community decided to do something amazing. WITHOUT Telling US. This is why we need your emails folks(remember send those things to asemble@podka.st), so we don’t miss what has to be one of the greatest Portal 2 [...]

  Feb 4th     Zbot

 

ASEMBLE #8: [Redacted] and Drunk Science

Well Zbot and I just came into work the morning of this recording and guess what we saw? Aperture Science employees laying all around and next to every one of them was a glass of strange colored liquids. We analyzed them and found that there were 3 t...

  Feb 02nd, 2012

 

KritzKast #153: My Phone is Steaming

This is the week that steam took a huge leap into the mobile market. This week Steam launched a beta version of its app for Iphone and Android. We managed to get our way into the beta to be able to tell you all the features coming your way. Steam cha...

  Jan 31st, 2012

 

Weekly Warehouse #4

What’s this? A number 4? Well, I never! Now, you say “But Hideous, these are only 6 items! Last week you had 10″ – and I say, sure, maybe I did. But then I say if I keep it to 10 every week I am going to run out of items. So now it’s 6 items. And now, you will read about them. YOU WILL READ. The Aetherizer 9000 Gerbil [...]

  Jan 30th     Kritzkast

 

Steam anywhere

Since the introduction of Valve’s online software distribution system in 2007 Steam has become the ubiquitous source for games in the PC market. It could be argued that Steam has removed the need for physical media altogether. Games initially purchased for your PC can now be installed (where available) on your mac without a second purchase. Your key setting and game saves are synced in the cloud ready and waiting [...]

  Jan 27th     Kritzkast