///:defunct{++2 … ////////LOADING//////// ////startvisualfeed(camera1,fov = 90 ////LOADING… 29%.. ////LOADING… 68%.. ////LOADING… 99%.. ////LOADING… 99%.. ////LOADED! CONTINUE=YES//////// ~~ ///BEGIN We arrived on separate platforms, separated by glass and space. Which was weird, as we hadn’t been separated since the first calibration… What was GLaDOS doing? She started spouting off all the ways humans could die, but [...]
Feb 18th 
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With Valentine’s Day just around the corner and in the spirit of bro-mance in the air South Africa’s TF2CSA kicked off their very first Ultiduo competition. 2 vs 2 is always fast and furious; the eliminations, prelims and semi-finals have all been cracked through providing us with two clear finalists. Team OH NO! and Team Synergy will face off at 7pm CAT | 5pm GMT | 9am EST this Sunday [...]
Feb 12th Kritzkast
I woke from stasis today, not knowing or caring exactly how long I had been sleeping, when I noticed something strange. I had awoken from stasis. By myself. Where was GLaDOS? Meh, well, no big deal, she left a test for me, hopefully she’ll leave me alone and let me do it, free from further [...]
Feb 9th [REDACTED]
Hello again, its Zbot. It turns out that about the day before we recorded Episode 8 someone in the Portal 2 community decided to do something amazing. WITHOUT Telling US. This is why we need your emails folks(remember send those things to asemble@podka.st), so we don’t miss what has to be one of the greatest Portal 2 [...]
What’s this? A number 4? Well, I never! Now, you say “But Hideous, these are only 6 items! Last week you had 10″ – and I say, sure, maybe I did. But then I say if I keep it to 10 every week I am going to run out of items. So now it’s 6 items. And now, you will read about them. YOU WILL READ. The Aetherizer 9000 Gerbil [...]
Since the introduction of Valve’s online software distribution system in 2007 Steam has become the ubiquitous source for games in the PC market. It could be argued that Steam has removed the need for physical media altogether. Games initially purchased for your PC can now be installed (where available) on your mac without a second purchase. Your key setting and game saves are synced in the cloud ready and waiting [...]
And I’m back! It’s been a month, but hopefully I can keep up the weekly-ness now. This week we have everything from helmets, to softcaps and a rifle with a chain attached. Chain of Command Svdl gets on the ball with a… chaingun! Oh, the puns. The hilarious puns. But in all seriousness, this is a clever alternative use for the shotgun animations – even if the pumping probably wouldn’t [...]
KritzKast #155: We need a montage
KritzKast #154: Coming Soon
ASEMBLE #8: [Redacted] and Drunk Science
KritzKast #153: My Phone is Steaming
WIP #015: GangGarrison2 – Psycho
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