First off, we of ASEMBLE would like to say we are sorry for taking so long in making this episode. Lots of things have been happening. Second off, I have been recently kidnapped and an imposter of me, calling himself Rattman the Pryo, has taken over the episode. What the heck, man?! How can you [...]

The other day I was browsing the Ipecac Recordings website, (as I often do), when this showed up. “What is it?”, you may ask…  As of now, all that we know is that it’s a “Collector’s Edition” of the soundtrack for Portal 2, and is scheduled to be released on October 30th. Now you may ask yourself, “What [...]

Unfortunately, ASEMBLE is having technical difficulties. It seems that the summer months, while babes, sun, and fun come out, so do the bugs, glitches and hardware problems. Rest assured, Aperture Science has its best scientists working on the problem, and we hope to be back up and running as soon as possible. So hang tight, [...]

So, remember that last post where I said that usually when I have to write on the blog it is bad news. Well guess what, it happened again. Unfortunately, once again real life got in the way of Aperture Science, and unfortunately no amount of convincing with Giant Robots could remove the problem. So, although [...]

Finally, a blog post that brings good news. Usually when I commit to writing upon this blog I am forced to be the bearer of bad news, bring the announcement that another delay or other misfortune has occurred. Or it’s something we missed. Fortunately, it is not the case today. I am here to show you [...]

I am sorry to announce, but it seems like episode 11 is going to be delayed a bit. Zbot and I were suddenly thrown out of our work area and were told that our place is getting a make over. We were pissed, because we were going to do some recording before that happened. But [...]

Work, work, work. It seems that’s all we’ve been doing these past weeks. However, just because it’s work, doesn’t mean it’s fun. Zbot and I are happy to announce that one of our personality cores has landed itself in another universe, a universe in which dragons rule and houses are not made of certifiably safe, [...]

Hello again, its Zbot. It turns out that about the day before we recorded Episode 8 someone in the Portal 2 community decided to do something amazing. WITHOUT Telling US. This is why we need your emails folks(remember send those things to asemble@podka.st), so we don’t miss what has to be one of the greatest Portal 2 [...]

Zbot here, as many of you may have already noticed, there is a bit of new decoration at the top of the page here on ASEMBLE. This is the official banner of thePodkast network, ASEMBLE’s new syndicate partner. thePodkast.com has been crucial in the creation of ASEMBLE as many of its founders and podkasters have [...]

Hello there, test subjects. This is Caroline speaking. The reason that Codename and Zbot are not doing the description for this episode is because they are too busy eating candy and scaring children, even though they know it’s not Halloween. (Codename: “Bwahahahaha!”) Everyone is a child at heart it seems. So I will now say [...]

 

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