Unfortunately, ASEMBLE is having technical difficulties. It seems that the summer months, while babes, sun, and fun come out, so do the bugs, glitches and hardware problems. Rest assured, Aperture Science has its best scientists working on the problem, and we hope to be back up and running as soon as possible. So hang tight, [...]

At last, after months and months of waiting, the Perpetual Testing Initiative is now out for available throughout the multiverse. That and Zbot and I are now free from the menial thing called “High School”.We work for Aperture, the best scientific company ever made, yet we still have to do attend school. Oh wait, I’m [...]

So, remember that last post where I said that usually when I have to write on the blog it is bad news. Well guess what, it happened again. Unfortunately, once again real life got in the way of Aperture Science, and unfortunately no amount of convincing with Giant Robots could remove the problem. So, although [...]

Finally, a blog post that brings good news. Usually when I commit to writing upon this blog I am forced to be the bearer of bad news, bring the announcement that another delay or other misfortune has occurred. Or it’s something we missed. Fortunately, it is not the case today. I am here to show you [...]

After barricading ourselves in our recording studio while trying to avoid the mob of pony fans (A.K.A.bronies), we came across another set of mysterious documents. To our horror, they told of one of Aperture’s past plans to improve business. The first being on the list, brace yourselves, was getting rid of all portal technology. Shocked [...]

Hello again, its Zbot. It turns out that about the day before we recorded Episode 8 someone in the Portal 2 community decided to do something amazing. WITHOUT Telling US. This is why we need your emails folks(remember send those things to asemble@podka.st), so we don’t miss what has to be one of the greatest Portal 2 [...]

The end of a year, the beginning of a new one. You know what, screw that speech, it was stupid anyways. We’re out of 2011 and now on 2012 (the so called “End of the World” year). However, with the news we’ve been given, Aperture might get into a little pickle soon. A while ago, [...]

Zbot here, as many of you may have already noticed, there is a bit of new decoration at the top of the page here on ASEMBLE. This is the official banner of thePodkast network, ASEMBLE’s new syndicate partner. thePodkast.com has been crucial in the creation of ASEMBLE as many of its founders and podkasters have [...]

Hello everyone(“Wait that’s my line” – Codename), Zbot here, with the excitement of the first Portal 2 DLC “Peer Review” dying down. I thought that I would give y’all an update on some of the other wonderful things that are going to be taking place in coming weeks and months. First off, I will give [...]

Now that we finally have the DLC that all of us have been waiting for, ASEMBLE has done what we promised to all of you. We have, through many hours of work, figured out how to make YouTube work and have begun to post videos there. If you have been here in the last couple [...]

 

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