Well everyone, it’s now my time to write this summary. You see, after we told Cave Johnson we had no guest host and got no emails he became really pissed off. Then he started cursing, then foaming at the mouth, and fell to the floor where he began to make spasmodic movements. After that we called Caroline and he was rushed to the ER. So yeaaaaaaaaaah… not good. Anyways, me and Zbot then had to fend for ourselves. We had to delve into the deepest parts of Aperture Science and met some unforgettable characters along the way. Then we fell into a weird, blocky dimension which somehow allowed us to make Aperture Science technology with just a couple of insignificant blocks. After that, we went back and attended a wedding at Aperture Science. It took a long while portaling all the way there, but it was totally worth it after learning they were gamers like us and having GLaDOS perform the ceremony. Anyways, along the way we found out Aperture Science is going to be releasing some new content soon (a lot more than Black Mesa, I can tell you) and we can’t wait to get our hands on it. Is that it? Alright then… on with the show.
Links:
New Beta Trading System | Exile Vilify Contest Winners | Portal 2 DLC Coming September | Ellen McLain is Back | Portal 2 Marriage Proposal | The Underground | Minecraft – Portal Gun Mod Multiplayer | Wheatly Puppet | ASEMBLE Youtube
Map Review: Angry Bombs
Map Review Special: Linking Annex
Player(s) of the week: Miss Stabby
May 11th
Kritzkast
