First off, we of ASEMBLE would like to say we are sorry for taking so long in making this episode. Lots of things have been happening. Second off, I have been recently kidnapped and an imposter of me, calling himself Rattman the Pryo, has taken over the episode. What the heck, man?! How can you think you can impersonate me? Well anyways, I’m still allowed to write this… whatever we call it, so onto the content. Several things have happened during this time. Let me first say that Cave’s plan about having other universes making test chambers has now advanced into making coop ones. Not only that, but ASEMBLE is the first to report that all the music our company has made is coming to you all in a collectors edition! It’ll be coming out soon, and maybe all you people in the military (protecting us) can listen to it while you train with our special little training schedule. And there’s more! Some of our noteworthy core have come out to show themselves off, including some you probably haven’t seen until now. That’s not all, though! Inside information on a possible future of Aperture has been shown to us and in it one of our test subject, Chell, marries a turret. Poor girl must have snap… or maybe something even darker happened… you want to know what it is? Go start watching, there’s a lot in this one. Now, whoever’s on the security camera watch, send me help. Get me out of this room! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Links:
Coop Comes to Testing Initiative | Portal 2 Military Training | Going to Space | Meet the Cores
Chell Almost Married a Turret
Map Review: Stasis – Episode 1
Player of the Week: MIRV (again)
May 11th
Kritzkast
