Well everyone, after months upon months of waiting, we finally know what Cave Johnson was planning for his little test chamber experiment thing, or what we know as, the “2nd DLC”. Genius, it is, having Apertures from other universes making test chambers for us and we “stealing” them. And the name is interesting too, Perpetual Testing Initiative. More on that later. We also found some old fashion portal tech that we are informed is called steampunk. It behaves like what we have now, but it looks older and cooler, with all its knobs and gears and other sweet stuff. Things haven’t been completely smooth around here, though. We had a little trouble around the facility. You see, some scientists have started a little game in which they get more drunk the more they test. They have been swigging so much of our Portal 2 cocktails that Caroline had a fit that could rival the ones made by Johnson himself. We all laughed our heads off, though, at the site of those employees crashing into walls, thinking they were going to fly through a portal. Oh yeah, and for those who haven’t known, we were recording in our new podkasting facility, with [Redacted], for this episode and it’s really quite epic. This, more, more after, and even more after that in episode 11 of ASEMBLE. So plug yourself in and let the testing begin! And be ready for the Perpetual Testing Initiative, coming May 8th. And happy Portalversary, everyone!
Links:
Perpetual Testing Initiative | Darkhorse Portal Art | Steampunk Portal Gun
Steampunk Portal Boots | Steampunk Portal Battery | Steampunk Portal Gear
If I were a Core | Portal 2 Lego Art | Alcohol Science | Zbot’s Portal Room
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May 11th
Kritzkast
