After barricading ourselves in our recording studio while trying to avoid the mob of pony fans (A.K.A.bronies), we came across another set of mysterious documents. To our horror, they told of one of Aperture’s past plans to improve business. The first being on the list, brace yourselves, was getting rid of all portal technology. Shocked out of our minds, we asked Caroline if this was true, and to our dismay, it was… for a time. Thankfully though, Cave Johnson then realized that if he did that, all our his customers (about 204) would stop buying his products. Thank god he came to his sense then, or I wouldn’t be here tell you all it. We also came across some videos that I’ve got to say are quite entertaining and scientifically educational. I can’t believe we’ve never met this Susan Tiemann; I mean we work in the same building.. Not only that, but it appears Aperture has modified an old game called “Mario” with their own tech and have made it so much fun, especially because we can now have 4 people play at once. I mentioned ponies earlier, and reason why I did is because some ponies have been buying a lot of Aperture Science products and been messing around with them all over their home, wherever that is. I’d explain more, but I don’t think you listeners want to read a 100 page report. So get your inflatable turret, turn up the sound, and listen to the most Portaly podcast out there: ASEMBLE.
Links:
GDC Portal Talk | Portal 2: Original Opening | Competative Portal
Science Time with Susan: Portals | Science Time with Susan: Schrödinger’s Cat
Mari0 | Prank | Delivery Service | Maintenance | Rainbow Highway
Trust and Cooperation | Inflatable Sentry Turret | ASEMBLE Flikr w/ Candy Pics
Map Review: Tower Defense 2
Player(s) of the Week: save_us
May 11th
Kritzkast
